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Iceland Bankrupt
Alistair Darling today revealed that the whole of Iceland has gone bankrupt following the collapse of the only Icelandic Bank, Landsbankinn. Thousands of people have been left without jobs as the credit crunch hit Iceland, and many more have been...
Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus says Vanity Fair pic was 'one dumb decision,' has now posed for Sports Illustrated with Sarah Palin
HOLLYWOOD (FMLiveWire) -- Miley Cyrus, the star of the Disney television series Hannah Montana, has admitted that posing nude for a Vanity Fair photoshoot was "one honestly dumb decision." The 15-year-old actress and singer found herself embroile...
X Factor Cheryl Cole To Quit Show After Husband's Wembley Booing
Cheryl Cole, the X Factor judge, has said she is considering leaving the show as a protest against the booing and barracking her husband, footballer Ashley Cole, received at the hands of 'so called' England fans. Mr Cole was jeered endlessly by 's...
Olympic Doping Scandal Jolts Fans
Lausanne, Switzerland - A committee of officials have dramatically taken away all 100 medals awarded to Chinese athletes at the Beijing Olympics following drug retesting. Committee chairman, Stan Ozolol, defended the controversial decision at a recen...
Sara Palin 'stimulated' by Barack Obama
Aspiring Republican Vice-Presidential hopeful Alaska governor Sarah Palin allegedly became sexually aroused during the debate between Arizona senator John McCain and Illinois senator Barack last night, according to several sources at the scene. "S...
A Real Nut Case: Obama and Acorn Represent "Authoritarian Socialism"
Chicago,Il./ Militant Times - The seeds of the financial meltdown are now being traced to a militant community action group that adopted and backed Barack Obama as he climbed over the backs of American Taxpayers to become a Presidential Candidate.
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900-Pound Giant Squid Joins Cast Of 'The View'
Mon, 13 Oct 2008 11:00:00 -0400
NEW YORK—"This sassy cephalopod connects well with housewives, takes no prisoners, and as far as we can tell, it's a female," said Barbara Walters.
Scott Bakula Jumps Into McCain's Body Just Before Election
Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:54:13 -0400
WASHINGTON—With Republican nominee John McCain continuing to flounder at the polls, the unknown force that orders the universe announced...
Financial Planner Advises Shorter Life Span
Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:00:53 -0400
TUCSON, AZ—After reviewing his client's income, assets, and personal budget Tuesday, Morgan Stanley financial adviser Henry Dalton...
U.S. Debt Outgrows Debt Clock
Mon, 13 Oct 2008 07:00:35 -0400
The national debt has surpassed $10 trillion, thereby exceeding the 13 digits the National Debt Clock in New York's Times Square.
[audio] Michelle Obama All That Stands Between Love-Struck Media, Barack Obama
Mon, 13 Oct 2008 03:00:00 -0400
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
[audio] U.S. Navy Will Now Refer To Left And Right As 'Thunk' And 'Moosh-Baroo'
Sun, 12 Oct 2008 01:00:36 -0400
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
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