Guess Who? A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he's doing.
"I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer." Lightbulb... Mice How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two, if they're small enough. Poor Old Man An old man is sitting on a park bench crying. A young man is walking by and asks him why he's crying. The old man says, "I'm retired and I have lots of money, a huge luxury apartment, a beautiful 25 year old wife who loves me and has sex with me twice a day"
The young man says, "Well then why the hell are you crying!?"
The old man replies, "I can't remember where I live!" The Duck and the Condom Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh, we haven't got any condoms. I'll ring down to room service.'' He calls and asks for some condoms.
The woman says, ''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?''
''No,'' he says, ''I'll suffocate!'' Those Lovely Farmer''s Daughters A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''''I''m Eddie, I''m here to pick up Betty. We''re going for spaghetti, is she ready?''''
"No," the farmer said.
The second beau came to the door and said, ''''I''m Joe, I''m here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''''
"No."
The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''''Hello, my name is Chuck.''''
The farmer shot Chuck. The Cab Driver Goes to Heaven A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven.
A preacher is next in line behind the cabby and has been watching these proceedings with interest. He announces himself to St. Peter. Upon scanning the preacher's entry in the Big Book, St. Peter furrows his brow and says, "Okay, we'll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff."
The preacher is astonished and replies, "But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than a cabbie."
St. Peter responded matter-of-factly: "This is heaven and up here, we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the cabbie drove his taxi, people prayed."
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Crack Aficionado - A facetious stab at the popular cigar-smoking magazine.
Edward Kidd: News Stories - Spoof topical news stories and columns.
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Hardly Talked - Parody of the BBC current affairs show, Hard Talk.
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Plymouth Troll Colony - A parody of the people and politics in America's Hometown - Plymouth, Massachusetts.
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Recoil - Parody news stories covering every conceivable topic. Like a newspaper ... only not quite. Very funny.
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The American Weasel - Original jokes and humor parodying current news stories.
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The Brampton Bugle - Small town British newspaper parody.
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The Drudge Retort - Parody of Matt Drudge's site that puts the yellow back in journalism.
The Grudge Report - Parody of The Drudge Report
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The Sleaze - Incredible lies today - still bollocks tomorrow.
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The Taunt - Just a dash of adult content in this parodical and periodical newsmag.
The Wymsey Chronicle - A weekly newspaper that deals with the essense of English rural life.
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TheSpoof.com - News spoof site featuring US and UK news, horoscopes, bogus celebrity weblogs, and picture caption contests.
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